medphys said:
He's got a nice shirt though.
Are you talking about Happy Fun Shirt?
Warning:
Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Shirt.
* Caution: Happy Fun Shirt may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
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* Do not use Happy Fun Shirt on concrete.
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itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations
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* Happy Fun Shirt may stick to certain types of skin.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Shirt.
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